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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cracking, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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posted by lizze at 5/17/2006 09:15:00 pm
7 Comments:
Lol those are funny! and this one is soo true.. =P
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
life is like a box of chocolate. you never know what you will get !
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haha
I like it:)
May I post it in my blog too?;)
ROFL the last one's surely effective :lol:
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sun - help yourhelp yourself!
:)
qwerty - thx again for the dog link!!
Hehe, you liked the blog? Its unique and funny :P
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