Wednesday, May 17, 2006

hehe

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cracking, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals.
_____________________________

7 Comments:

Blogger Twinkie said...

Lol those are funny! and this one is soo true.. =P

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

5/17/2006 11:20:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

life is like a box of chocolate. you never know what you will get !

-a-

5/18/2006 12:47:00 pm  
Blogger SUN said...

haha
I like it:)
May I post it in my blog too?;)

5/18/2006 02:47:00 pm  
Anonymous Qwerty said...

ROFL the last one's surely effective :lol:

5/18/2006 02:47:00 pm  
Blogger Lizze said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

5/18/2006 04:19:00 pm  
Blogger Lizze said...

sun - help yourhelp yourself!

:)

qwerty - thx again for the dog link!!

5/18/2006 06:16:00 pm  
Anonymous Qwerty said...

Hehe, you liked the blog? Its unique and funny :P

5/23/2006 06:00:00 pm  

Post a Comment

<< Home